18 Hilarious Dad Tweets Trying To Feed Their Kids
My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. She’s now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don’t negotiate with terrorists.
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 10, 2013
I’m not sure what my kids did in this room, but based on the debris pattern I’d say they ritually sacrificed a chocolate doughnut.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 3, 2017
Toddlers: I don’t want to eat my dinner! It’s yucky!
Also toddlers: pic.twitter.com/Z28EuRp5TJ
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) April 2, 2017
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it’s 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016
I’m glad we own 10,000 stuffed animals so my toddler can fall asleep cuddling with a jar of peanuts. pic.twitter.com/mIJKNg2DEp
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2017