13 Hilarious Mom Tweets Trying To Feed Their Kids

6.

Her: All our children’s snacks are organic.

Me: Cool. My kid eats candy off the floor.

— Northern Lights 🦖 (@PinkCamoTO) July 26, 2014

 

7.

The same kid who claimed she needs a fidget spinner b/c she “can’t focus” just spent 8 minutes picking every sesame seed off her bagel.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 21, 2017

 

8.

If my 5 year old asks, George Washington died because he wouldn’t eat his broccoli. Back me up on this, I don’t ask for much.

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) December 13, 2015

 

9.

4yo: Can I have a banana?

me: Yes, of course

4yo *throwing it to the ground*: I HATE BANANAS.

— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) February 13, 2016

 

10.

Before I had kids, I didn’t even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 3, 2014