18 Hilarious Dad Tweets Trying To Feed Their Kids

16.

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 4, 2011

 

17.

You could make dinner for a toddler, or you could just cut out the middle man & throw away a plate of food and squirt ketchup on the dog.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 12, 2014

 

18.

4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?

Wife: I got this for Mother’s Day.

4: You’re only a mom because of me.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2017