18 Hilarious Dad Tweets Trying To Feed Their Kids

11.

There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 22, 2015

 

12.

I asked my 1-year-old if she wanted pizza.

She nodded so hard she fell over.

So, yes, I’m sure she’s mine.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2017

 

13.

4-year-old: Why do you go to work?

Me: They pay me a salary.

4-year-old:

Me:

4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2015

 

14.

Me: stop playing with your food

Son: if you didnt want me to play with my food then why did you get me dinosaur chicken nuggets?

M: touchė

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 21, 2017

 

15.

Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old’s lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours.

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) April 15, 2013