18 Hilarious Dad Tweets Trying To Feed Their Kids
6.
Me: I think I ate too much.
4yo: Yeah, but not just today.— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) November 26, 2016
7.
Wish I was as brave as my kid who just ate zero bites of her dinner and then asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 15, 2015
8.
6yo: I need to fart
Me: No, we’re eating
6yo: Ok, I’ll just hold it in with my hand
*Farts
6yo: It didn’t work— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 20, 2016
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Was arguing with my 2 y/o for 30 minutes about why he needs to wear his pants and now we’re both sitting in our underwear eating donuts
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) October 13, 2013
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[waitress brings out the food]
5-year-old: I don’t like pancakes.
Me: Then why did you order pancakes?
5: I panicked.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2017